PINK PINK
Not a protocol. Not a platform. Just the colour, tokenised by people who could not be talked out of it. Every holder is one mote of dust in the ring above.
HE SAID IT. ON RECORD.
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SWAP ANYTHING FOR PINK
A toy. It connects to nothing, moves nothing, and costs nothing. Deep liquidity across all major emotions; zero slippage on feelings.
higher tolerance = more pink, fewer regrets
THE PINKOMETER
A clinically meaningless assessment of your personal pinkness. Tap what applies.
THE PINKIFY LAB
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THE HALL OF HAYDEN
Unverified, unaudited, unhinged. Hover the cards. They like it.
Affectionate parody. Not affiliated with Uniswap Labs, any unicorn, or Hayden himself — who, for the record, is welcome here any time. 💗
CHOOSE.
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning beige.
there is no blue pill. we ate it.
THE REAL NUMBERS
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